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Joke Birthday Card featuring colorful floral design with the text 'You’re at the age where you can’t trust a sneeze'.
Joke Birthday Card with colorful floral background and joke text 'Can't Trust A Sneeze' on a table.
Joke Birthday Card featuring colorful floral design with the text 'You’re at the age where you can’t trust a sneeze'.
Joke Birthday Card with colorful floral background and joke text 'Can't Trust A Sneeze' on a table.

Joke Birthday Card with 'Can't Trust A Sneeze'

3.25 GBP
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Delivery Dispatch & Transit Times

UK Standard (Free when you spend £45) 

  • 48 Hr Tracked & First Class (1–2 Day Dispatch + 2 Day Transit)

UK Next Day (Order before 2pm)

  • 24 Hr Tracked (Same Day Dispatch + 1 Day Transit)

UK Offshore (Free when you spend £45)

  • 48 Hr Tracked & First Class (1–2 Day Dispatch + 2–4 Day Transit)

UK Offshore Next Day (Order before 2pm) 

  • 24 Hr Tracked (Same Day Dispatch + 1-2 Day Transit)

International

  • International Tracked (1–2 Day Dispatch + 10–20 Day Transit)
Orders are dispatched using Royal Mail Monday - Friday (excluding bank holidays)

Due to GSPR regulations, we’re currently unable to ship to Northern Ireland. We’ve also stopped shipping to the USA due to tariffs. Please allow more time for the festive period.

The Joke Birthday Card with 'Can't Trust A Sneeze' is the perfect way to say happy birthday with something that will actually make them laugh. Featuring a bold, colourful floral background and a punchy joke about getting older, this joke birthday card is ideal for the friend who knows that once you hit a certain age, even a simple sneeze comes with a little bit of risk and a lot of caution.

It is a great choice for best friends, sisters, work mates, and anyone who appreciates cheeky humour and a card that stands out from the usual cute designs. Whether you are celebrating a big birthday or just having a gentle tease in the best possible way, this Joke Birthday Card with 'Can't Trust A Sneeze' is designed to make growing up feel a bit more hilarious.

Add your own message inside and you have a thoughtful card that still delivers the laugh. The bright floral background makes this Joke Birthday Card with 'Can't Trust A Sneeze' eye catching on the mantelpiece, while the joke does the job of getting an instant smile.

This greeting card comes paired with a blue envelope and is professionally printed onto premium 300 gsm matt card.

Eco friendly & lovingly made in the UK. 

Size: 17cm x 11.5cm

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